Articles, Blog, Films, Misc, Trailers — July 15, 2011 9:52 — 0 Comments
TOTAL NINJA (1979)
An epic of unknowable (because it’s fictional) proportions, TOTAL NINJA stars martial arts expert Laurie Barrow as billionaire Lance Thrust. When Lance’s jet crashes deep in the Andes, he is taught the way of the fist by a mysterious old man – and then returns to Detroit to wreak justice on criminals. But he has not reckoned for his greatest enemy, QUEEN KILL (vixen Vicky Ong), and her nefariously sensuous schemes… Directed by schlock king William Webb, funded by infamous playboy Caleb Pike, starring the debut of Ben Robinson (who you might recognise by his later screen name, HUGH SCHLONG, and his most famous picture – ALL NIGHT SCHLONG.)
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